Revised Proverbs – Text Joke

D wise

never marry.

When they do

they become



Behind every


man there is

a woman

and behind every

unsuccesful man

there are two!


Love thy neighbor

but don’t be



Success is a

relative term.

It brings a lot

of relative…

Green jokes etc…

Bakit bulaklak ang kadalasang design sa panty?

Kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok!

Eh, bkit sa brief ala?

Kc meron nang nakatirik na kandila may alay pang itlog.


Husband: Wife, magsaing ka na.

Wife: Alang bigas

husband: bwisit! hala! maglatag knng bnig, mtutulog n tyo!

wife: diyos ko po..talong na naman…


u can be a doctor and save lives

a lawyer and defend lives

a soldier and and protect lives

or simply be yourself…. horny and create lives!


2 Pinoy gays in a car in LA…when a kano cuts and swerves along the car path….

Gay1: Fuck you asshole!

Kano: Suck my dick!

Gay2: Sis, itabi … nakikipag areglo



a fatful husband ws drunk,

he dsnt knw wt

ws hapenin around him..

upon goin home, he

directly enterd

d rum&slept…


came, wd d

amze on hs

face, evrtng s n

ordr, a tblet

of asprin & a

glas of wter

wd a


hon, il jz buy


ur bfast! iloveu”

he ws wondrin

y ws dt so..

he askd hs

son, “wt hpnd

lstnyt? Ur mom

shud b angry”

son rplyd,

“mom tried 2

unclothe u, but

u sed…

stop! Im