Green jokes etc…

Bakit bulaklak ang kadalasang design sa panty?

Kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok!

Eh, bkit sa brief ala?

Kc meron nang nakatirik na kandila may alay pang itlog.


Husband: Wife, magsaing ka na.

Wife: Alang bigas

husband: bwisit! hala! maglatag knng bnig, mtutulog n tyo!

wife: diyos ko po..talong na naman…


u can be a doctor and save lives

a lawyer and defend lives

a soldier and and protect lives

or simply be yourself…. horny and create lives!


2 Pinoy gays in a car in LA…when a kano cuts and swerves along the car path….

Gay1: Fuck you asshole!

Kano: Suck my dick!

Gay2: Sis, itabi … nakikipag areglo

Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Amo: Hoy inday! Bakit sunog and sinaing?

Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by d stimulus effect of d best conductor of heat w/c is d steel, causing d “oriza sativa” w/c is d scientific name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.

Amo: In odr words u didn’t apply ur knowledge abt heat conductors and left d rice 2 burn! Bah? Akala mo noseblid ako noh? Iba nako! Nagsstudy nko…Bring it on bitch!

–shockd c inday..haha…

credits to the creator…