Tambayan ng Kaalaman Tungkol sa Pilipinas
D wise
never marry.
When they do
they become
otherwise!
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Behind every
succesful
man there is
a woman
and behind every
unsuccesful man
there are two!
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Love thy neighbor
but don’t be
caught!
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Success is a
relative term.
It brings a lot
of relative…
a fatful husband ws drunk,
he dsnt knw wt
ws hapenin around him..
upon goin home, he
directly enterd
d rum&slept…
morning
came, wd d
amze on hs
face, evrtng s n
ordr, a tblet
of asprin & a
glas of wter
wd a
note,”gdmorning
hon, il jz buy
groceries..hv
ur bfast! iloveu”
he ws wondrin
y ws dt so..
he askd hs
son, “wt hpnd
lstnyt? Ur mom
shud b angry”
son rplyd,
“mom tried 2
unclothe u, but
u sed…
stop! Im
Married…
Nanay: Langya! Anak buntis ka?
Anak: Opo nay…
Nanay: Cnong my gawa nyan?
Anak: Nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life.
Nanay: Punyeta! Kahit b cnong poncio pilato ang bumintis sa iyo pakkulong ko. Sbhin mo! Cno?
ANak: Nay… madame po eh… Group project kasi…
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