Green jokes etc…

Bakit bulaklak ang kadalasang design sa panty?

Kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok!

Eh, bkit sa brief ala?

Kc meron nang nakatirik na kandila may alay pang itlog.

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Husband: Wife, magsaing ka na.

Wife: Alang bigas

husband: bwisit! hala! maglatag knng bnig, mtutulog n tyo!

wife: diyos ko po..talong na naman…

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u can be a doctor and save lives

a lawyer and defend lives

a soldier and and protect lives

or simply be yourself…. horny and create lives!

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2 Pinoy gays in a car in LA…when a kano cuts and swerves along the car path….

Gay1: Fuck you asshole!

Kano: Suck my dick!

Gay2: Sis, itabi … nakikipag areglo

Hong Gil Dong – KDRAMA

Also known as: Sharp Blade Hong Gil DongGenre: Comedy, romance, action, dramaEpisodes: 24Broadcast network: KBS2Broadcast period: 2008-Jan-02 to 2008-Mar-26

Hong Gil Dong

Based on a fictional book about a Robin Hood in Korea,Hong Gil Dong this drama is very loosely based off of that book and the time it was set in.Hong Gil Dong is the bastard son of a minister. He spends most of his time lazing the day away and taking goods from the various merchants. However, a local monk think he’s destined to be more. Hong Gil Dong, for his part, really dislikes the injustices in this ranked world.Heo Yi Nok has returned to Korea, fresh from China. She’s an upbeat, naive and carefree girl. She’s been living with her grandfather for the last few years. They both are merchants looking to make a fortune back in Korea.Lee Chang Hwi, however, has been told since he was young that he’s the rightful king of Korea. He bumps into Heo Yi Nok. This initially causes misunderstanding between them, but over time his heart is softening towards her.Meanwhile Heo Yi Nok and Hong Gil Dong are developing a friendship that feels like (at least to Yi Nok) that it could be more.As the question of rightful succession comes into play, Hong Gil Dong and Yi Nok are forced to take sides.source-dramawiki

Super Lotto, 249 Million won by one person.

Super Lotto, 249 Million won by one person

The elusive jackpot has been won. The amount of 249++ million went to a single person only. Well, it is his/her luck. I cannot imagine how one can spend this amount of money. So far this is the highest prize of the PCSO Super Lotto. So, for the millions of Filipino’s who fall in line just to see if lady luck is on their side better try next time. Malay nyo ang mapanalunan nyo ay 300++ million.

The winning numbers are: 47-32-1-46-15-29

Drunk

Drunk

a fatful husband ws drunk,

he dsnt knw wt

ws hapenin around him..

upon goin home, he

directly enterd

d rum&slept…

morning

came, wd d

amze on hs

face, evrtng s n

ordr, a tblet

of asprin & a

glas of wter

wd a

note,”gdmorning

hon, il jz buy

groceries..hv

ur bfast! iloveu”

he ws wondrin

y ws dt so..

he askd hs

son, “wt hpnd

lstnyt? Ur mom

shud b angry”

son rplyd,

“mom tried 2

unclothe u, but

u sed…

stop! Im

Married…