Tambayan ng Kaalaman Tungkol sa Pilipinas
TEXT QUOTE, JOKES, INDAY, INSPIRATIONAL
Nanay: Langya! Anak buntis ka?
Anak: Opo nay…
Nanay: Cnong my gawa nyan?
Anak: Nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life.
Nanay: Punyeta! Kahit b cnong poncio pilato ang bumintis sa iyo pakkulong ko. Sbhin mo! Cno?
ANak: Nay… madame po eh… Group project kasi…
picture from:babyfeedingchoice.org
Amo: Hoy inday! Bakit sunog and sinaing?
Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by d stimulus effect of d best conductor of heat w/c is d steel, causing d “oriza sativa” w/c is d scientific name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.
Amo: In odr words u didn’t apply ur knowledge abt heat conductors and left d rice 2 burn! Bah? Akala mo noseblid ako noh? Iba nako! Nagsstudy nko…Bring it on bitch!
–shockd c inday..haha…
credits to the creator…