Project, Miracle of Life

Project, Miracle of Life

Nanay: Langya! Anak buntis ka?

Anak: Opo nay…

Nanay: Cnong my gawa nyan?

Anak: Nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life.

Nanay: Punyeta! Kahit b cnong poncio pilato ang bumintis sa iyo pakkulong ko. Sbhin mo! Cno?

ANak: Nay… madame po eh… Group project kasi…

picture from:babyfeedingchoice.org

Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Amo: Hoy inday! Bakit sunog and sinaing?

Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by d stimulus effect of d best conductor of heat w/c is d steel, causing d “oriza sativa” w/c is d scientific name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.

Amo: In odr words u didn’t apply ur knowledge abt heat conductors and left d rice 2 burn! Bah? Akala mo noseblid ako noh? Iba nako! Nagsstudy nko…Bring it on bitch!

–shockd c inday..haha…

credits to the creator…

Nokia Morphing Cellphone

Nokia Morphing Cellphone

Nokia launches the morph concept. A cellphone which is built in nanotechnology. Nanotechnology enables materials and components that are flexible, stretchable, transparent and remarkably strong. It is a silk of spiderweb on which it is so strong and can be molded to what ever design you wanted it to be. In the graphics that they provided it has a folded design would fit easily in a pocket and could lend itself ergonomically to being used as a traditional handset. And if you need more functionality just unfold it to reveal the keyboards and touch pads.

The cellphone is environment friendly. The cellphone has a built-in solar cell “nanograss” on which will harvest energy from the sun. It surface is also self-cleaning, it naturally repel water, dirt, and even fingerprints utilizing effects also seen in natural systems.

Although, it is still a concept. In the end of the day it is just a matter of years before we could see a fully functional morphing cellphone.