Bakit bulaklak ang kadalasang design sa panty?
Kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok!
Eh, bkit sa brief ala?
Kc meron nang nakatirik na kandila may alay pang itlog.
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Husband: Wife, magsaing ka na.
Wife: Alang bigas
husband: bwisit! hala! maglatag knng bnig, mtutulog n tyo!
wife: diyos ko po..talong na naman…
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u can be a doctor and save lives
a lawyer and defend lives
a soldier and and protect lives
or simply be yourself…. horny and create lives!
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2 Pinoy gays in a car in LA…when a kano cuts and swerves along the car path….
Gay1: Fuck you asshole!
Kano: Suck my dick!
Gay2: Sis, itabi … nakikipag areglo