Ugaling kalye

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Bakit nga ba ang kulit natin sa kalye?

 I mean laging sumisingit ang mga driver sa kalsada.

 Kung walang traffic halos paliparin na ang sasakyan.

Kung saan saan bumababa at sumasakay.

Tawid ng tawid at nakikipagpatentero sa mga dumadaang bus at dyip.

Ewan nga ba.

Kung siguro lahat ng lumalabag sa batas ay huhulihin baka sakaling mabago ang ugali ng pinoy.

Naalala ko pa nung bata ako kapag may tumawid sa hindi tamang tawiran hinuhuli ng pulis at ang kulungan nila ay nasa gitna ng kalsada na kung saan nakikita sila ng lahat ng dumadaan.

Simula noon naimplement ang ganitong uri ng panghuhuli  halos konti na ang nagjaywalking. Sayang nga lang at itinigil ito dahil daw labag sa human rights.

Eh, pano naman ang human rights namin!!!

Dahil sa mga pasaway nayan laging nagtratrafic kaya tuloy lagi kaming nalalate sa trabaho.

Japan Elderly Porn Business

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How would you know if your society have a high elderly population?

Well, look at its porn business, if it is offering geriatric porn titles or movies then you have a high elderly percentage.

To no surprise,  Japan is now one of the leading country with geriatric porn. 

 As they say, Japanese are workaholic and one of the most stressed people.

This tend to lend to an inactive sex-life and would result more often than not a low birth rate.

In a report conducted by WHO they found out that 1 in 4 married people in Japan had not made love in almost a year. 

 A country that have a low sex activity but caters to geriatric porn, isn’t it contrasting?

So, maybe geriatric porn is a way of telling the world that  we have been  stressed all our life and as a retiree we would like to catch up.

We’re old but we’re still stiff… 

Public restroom

Naranasan nyo na ba na nadudumi na kayo at kailangan nyong pumunta sa public restroom tulad ng sa fastfood, lrt, mrt o bus terminal? At nung nakapasok na kayo sa banyo ay akala nyo ay tapos na ang paghihirap nyo?

Yun ang akala nyo… Dahil pag pasok nyo ng cubicle ay madidiri kayo sa dumi nito at hindi na kayo makapagback-out dahil lalabas na talaga. So, dahil sa tindi pangangailangan  naghubad na kayo ng panloob at umupo at buong lakas na inilabas ang inyong sama ng loob…

Heaven noh… nakahinga kayo ng maluwag at at last nakadumi ka na!!!

Nagpunas ka ng pwet (syempre may tissue kang dala) At nung nagflush ka na ay ala palang tubig…

So, lumabas ka ng cubicle at naghanap ng tubig pero ala tlaga. Kaya ikaw naman ay patay malisya na lumabas na lang at habang ikaw ay palabas maririnig mo nalang na may nagsabing

“Shit!, maydumumi dito hindi man lang nagbuhos”

At ikaw naman ay tuloy tuloy lang dahil hindi naman nila alam na ikaw yun.

Para sa akin ito ang TOP 5 na pinakamaduduming public restroom.

1. LRT

2. Bus Terminal

3. CR ng Maliliit na mall

4. MRT  

5. FASTFOOD stores 

Facebook and breastfeeding

Facebook is in a lot of heat for taking down a picture of a woman who is breastfeeding.

According to Facebook putting picture as such violated their policy

“obscene, pornographic or sexually explicit”

and they are just responding to someone who flags this photo as inappropriate.

This irate some mothers and to get back at Facebook

they created a group called “Hey, Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene!”

Currently the said group is around 100,000 and still growing by the day.