Valentine’s security

Magdedeploy ng halos 500 pulis sa kamaynilaan ang ating gobyerno sa nalalapit na Valentines day.Ang dahilan ng ganitong karaming deployment ay para sa siguridad ng mga taong magdidiwang ng nasabing okasyon.Ayun din kasi sa intelligence report ng kapulisan  sa banggit na araw ay maybanta daw na “PAGPAPASABOG”  sa matataong lugar tulad ng motel, hotel at parke…….

Refill

A newly wed are at their honeymoon.

And as newly weds do, they have a passionate evening.

Man: Wait a minute i just need to recharge and refill myself (man goes out of the bed to go to the kitchen)…

The man make a coffee and accidentally poured on hot coffee in his penis…

His penis has second degree burn, he went to the fridge to get some ice

There is no ice, but he spotted a can of milk.

He put the milk in a glass and put his dick on it to let the inflammation subsides.

Woman, enters the kitchen.

Woman: So, that is how it is refilled. (Pointing on its penis dip in the milk.)