Refill

A newly wed are at their honeymoon.

And as newly weds do, they have a passionate evening.

Man: Wait a minute i just need to recharge and refill myself (man goes out of the bed to go to the kitchen)…

The man make a coffee and accidentally poured on hot coffee in his penis…

His penis has second degree burn, he went to the fridge to get some ice

There is no ice, but he spotted a can of milk.

He put the milk in a glass and put his dick on it to let the inflammation subsides.

Woman, enters the kitchen.

Woman: So, that is how it is refilled. (Pointing on its penis dip in the milk.)

End of Internet

The internet is a vast highway of wires and connection which has no end or beginning.

This is what most of us believe…I use to believe so until i discover the tail end of the internet.

Click the link to see the end…  Dead end

Burger commercial

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Sex sells… especially if you put it in your ad…
Double meaning but funny…