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ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENT’S MEDICAL CHARTS:
“Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.” (malamang. ang tagal nun eh!)
“On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.” (wow! magic)
“She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night..” (too much info..)
“The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.” (tears + crying = depressed. duh)
“The patient has been depressed since she began Seeing me in 1993.” (kasalanan mo lahat doc) Continue reading “Pinoy Medical Terminology”