Project, Miracle of Life

Project, Miracle of Life

Nanay: Langya! Anak buntis ka?

Anak: Opo nay…

Nanay: Cnong my gawa nyan?

Anak: Nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life.

Nanay: Punyeta! Kahit b cnong poncio pilato ang bumintis sa iyo pakkulong ko. Sbhin mo! Cno?

ANak: Nay… madame po eh… Group project kasi…


Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Inday txt jokes – Oriza Sativa

Amo: Hoy inday! Bakit sunog and sinaing?

Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by d stimulus effect of d best conductor of heat w/c is d steel, causing d “oriza sativa” w/c is d scientific name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.

Amo: In odr words u didn’t apply ur knowledge abt heat conductors and left d rice 2 burn! Bah? Akala mo noseblid ako noh? Iba nako! Nagsstudy nko…Bring it on bitch!

–shockd c inday..haha…

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