Sexual harassment
Sunday, April 19th, 2009Atty: Ano, idedemanda mo ang boss mo ng sexual harassment dahil lang sinabihan ka ng mabango ang buhok mo? Ano naman masama doon?
Babae: Atty, unano ang boss ko, UNANO….
Archive for the ‘TXT’ Category
Revised Proverbs - Text Joke
Friday, May 23rd, 2008D wise
never marry.
When they do
they become
otherwise!
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Behind every
succesful
man there is
a woman
and behind every
unsuccesful man
there are two!
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Love thy neighbor
but don’t be
caught!
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Success is a
relative term.
It brings a lot
of relative…
Green jokes etc…
Sunday, May 4th, 2008Bakit bulaklak ang kadalasang design sa panty?
Kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok!
Eh, bkit sa brief ala?
Kc meron nang nakatirik na kandila may alay pang itlog.
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Husband: Wife, magsaing ka na.
Wife: Alang bigas
husband: bwisit! hala! maglatag knng bnig, mtutulog n tyo!
wife: diyos ko po..talong na naman…
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u can be a doctor and save lives
a lawyer and defend lives
a soldier and and protect lives
or simply be yourself…. horny and create lives!
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2 Pinoy gays in a car in LA…when a kano cuts and swerves along the car path….
Gay1: Fuck you asshole!
Kano: Suck my dick!
Gay2: Sis, itabi … nakikipag areglo
